BREAKING NEWS: TECH GIANT IBM ENTERS THE MUSIC BIZ!

IBM Secretly Unveils Their Latest Product:
A Drum Machine?
Instantly Launching Themselves Into The Music Industry!

 

*[DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE WAS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL AND FABRICATED SOLELY IN THE MIND OF JACOBTHEWILLIAM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY CONFUSION MY INTENTION WAS ONLY TO HAVE FUN. ALTHOUGH SOMEDAY I REALLY WISH IBM OR SIMILAR WOULD CREATE A DRUM MACHINE. THAT'D BE COOL.]